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Grandma is Chillin’

Happy New Year Weather Advance followers!  Grandma is still alive and kicking. After too many mild days in December, Grandma has learned that meteorologists are predicting a couple of frigid days and maybe even a snowflake or two in the Northeast, early this week. Well, hot diggity-dog! That prediction was enough to make her jump up and off her rocker. Grandma knows that many of you out there dislike the cold, but she likes it better than sopping hot buttered biscuits in molasses.

According to the Correlated website, “61 percent of pudgy people (like Grandma) prefer cold weather to hot, compared with 42 percent of people in general.”  

Disbelieving today’s forecast, and to test for herself the accuracy of it; Grandma ventured outside early this morning to take a jog in the small park near her house. Wearing only her oversized, unlaced ankle boots and a baggy, 1950s, light cotton sweatsuit, minus her thermal Long Johns, she made a sudden U-turn halfway through the first lap and sprinted back home.  Stubbornly admitting that the forecasters got it right, she declared, “I nearly froze my buns off.”

Always the skeptic, Grandma plans to put on her vintage sweats again tomorrow and take another run. Only this time she will wear her woolen hat with ear flaps and leave her teeth in to keep ice cycles from forming on her frozen gums. ”Til next time – you guys and girls chill out.

Grandma’s Sneak Peeks

Some of you may have been wondering where is Grandma.  Well, Grandma is still kicking. She’s just been busier than a toothless, one legged mouse in a cheese factory. But the weather is still going on and so is Grandma. … read more

Goodnight Irene

Okay, so Grandma just got her rocking chair up-righted and back in place after darn near crushing it to toothpicks while trying to outrun the earthquake. Now you guys are telling me that Hurricane Irene is pitching a fit and … read more

Grandma Rocks!

Hells bells! Grandma got knocked off her rocker yesterday by an earthquake that shook cities up and down the East Coast. One minute she was sitting by the window, rocking peacefully in her chair, and enjoying a mellow mood; the … read more

Hot Off of Grandma’s Press

Holy Moly! It is darned hot outside. Grandma should be cool sitting in her rocker, chilling near the AC vent and watching TV. Instead she is getting a bit hot under the collar. But it isn’t because of the outdoor … read more

The Heat is On

Everyone is talking about the current heat wave across the nation and how hot it is, so Grandma is going to backpedal. Join me in lowering the temperature.  Now — think cool. Come on work with me!  If you want to … read more